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The infinite loop

November 14, 2014 Leave a comment

The boss calls his secretary & says:

"Get ready for the weekend, We are going on a business trip."

The secretary calls husband & says:

"My boss and I are going on a business trip for 2 days so take care of yourself"

The husband calls his girlfriend & says:

"My wife is going on a business trip come home we can have fun"

The girlfriend calls the boy to whom she gives tuition: 

"No tuition this weekend."

The boy calls his father:

"Dad, at last we can spend this weekend together."

Dad (The boss) calls his secretary & says: 

"Business trip is cancelled.I’m going to spend weekend with my son"

The secretary calls husband:

"I won’t be going"

The husband calls his girlfriend:

"I am sorry My wife is not going "

The girlfriend calls boy:

"You have tuition"

Boy calls his father & says:

"Sorry Dad, I’ve classes"

The Dad calls his secretary…

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Organization Chart

July 15, 2013 Leave a comment

I came across a version this on Quora today. Googled for the source and ran into this post.

When the top level guys look down they see only shit; when the bottom level guys look up they see only a**holes. (Apologies for the unparliamentary language, I did not  want to dilute the emotions Smile).

Credits: http://www.anvari.org/fun/Job/Organization_Chart_Birds_Version.html

http://qph.is.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-0935c960debdcc58ddc78ae6b045610d

Shawn Achor’s TEDx Video on Happiness Advantage / Positive Psychology

February 8, 2013 1 comment

I recently watched Shawn Achor’s TEDx Video on Happiness Advantage / Positive Psychology.

It was funny, interesting and inspiring. Do not miss it, Highly recommended.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GXy__kBVq1M

Tangential Gyan

August 14, 2012 Leave a comment

A software development team went for a team outing. They were camping in the woods. The project manager and a developer shared a tent. In the middle of the night, the developer woke up the project manager and said "You see those stars? What do you make of it?"

Project Manager: "I know everything about stars …. blah blah
I know everything about the universe …. blah blah
I know everything about galaxies ….. blah blah
I know everything about the big bang ….. blah blah
….
….
(condescendingly) Well, what do *you* make of it?"

Developer: "Someone stole our tent"

This joke is dedicated to all those who are condemned to receive Tangential Gyan after Tangential Gyan from the “Managers” Smile.

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Kogan Imposing Tax On Shoppers Who Use IE7

June 14, 2012 Leave a comment

United by English

June 11, 2012 Leave a comment

Attitudes for work

June 10, 2012 Leave a comment

Japanese Attitude for work :
If anyone can do it, then I can do it.
If no one can do it, I must do it !
Now the Indian version :
If anyone can do it, then let him do it.
If no one can do it, why should I do it ?

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