“The average human looks without seeing, listens without hearing, touches without feeling, eats without tasting, moves without physical awareness, inhales without awareness of odour or fragrance, and talks without thinking.”
― Leonardo da Vinci
“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.” – Marilyn Monroe
A software development team went for a team outing. They were camping in the woods. The project manager and a developer shared a tent. In the middle of the night, the developer woke up the project manager and said "You see those stars? What do you make of it?"
Project Manager: "I know everything about stars …. blah blah
I know everything about the universe …. blah blah
I know everything about galaxies ….. blah blah
I know everything about the big bang ….. blah blah
(condescendingly) Well, what do *you* make of it?"
Developer: "Someone stole our tent"
This joke is dedicated to all those who are condemned to receive Tangential Gyan after Tangential Gyan from the “Managers” .