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The infinite loop
The boss calls his secretary & says:
"Get ready for the weekend, We are going on a business trip."
The secretary calls husband & says:
"My boss and I are going on a business trip for 2 days so take care of yourself"
The husband calls his girlfriend & says:
"My wife is going on a business trip come home we can have fun"
The girlfriend calls the boy to whom she gives tuition:
"No tuition this weekend."
The boy calls his father:
"Dad, at last we can spend this weekend together."
Dad (The boss) calls his secretary & says:
"Business trip is cancelled.I’m going to spend weekend with my son"
The secretary calls husband:
"I won’t be going"
The husband calls his girlfriend:
"I am sorry My wife is not going "
The girlfriend calls boy:
"You have tuition"
Boy calls his father & says:
"Sorry Dad, I’ve classes"
The Dad calls his secretary…
Organization Chart
I came across a version this on Quora today. Googled for the source and ran into this post.
When the top level guys look down they see only shit; when the bottom level guys look up they see only a**holes. (Apologies for the unparliamentary language, I did not want to dilute the emotions 
).
Credits: http://www.anvari.org/fun/Job/Organization_Chart_Birds_Version.html
http://qph.is.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-0935c960debdcc58ddc78ae6b045610d
Shawn Achor’s TEDx Video on Happiness Advantage / Positive Psychology
I recently watched Shawn Achor’s TEDx Video on Happiness Advantage / Positive Psychology.
It was funny, interesting and inspiring. Do not miss it, Highly recommended.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GXy__kBVq1M
Tangential Gyan
A software development team went for a team outing. They were camping in the woods. The project manager and a developer shared a tent. In the middle of the night, the developer woke up the project manager and said "You see those stars? What do you make of it?"
Project Manager: "I know everything about stars …. blah blah
I know everything about the universe …. blah blah
I know everything about galaxies ….. blah blah
I know everything about the big bang ….. blah blah
….
….
(condescendingly) Well, what do *you* make of it?"
Developer: "Someone stole our tent"
This joke is dedicated to all those who are condemned to receive Tangential Gyan after Tangential Gyan from the “Managers” 
.
Kogan Imposing Tax On Shoppers Who Use IE7
United by English
Credits:
found via http://www.quora.com/Lewis-Farrell/Quora-Funny-Page/Two-countries-separated-by-a-common-language
Original link: http://www.memecenter.com/fun/96079/American-ALT-vs-British-ALT
Attitudes for work
Japanese Attitude for work :
If anyone can do it, then I can do it.
If no one can do it, I must do it !
Now the Indian version :
If anyone can do it, then let him do it.
If no one can do it, why should I do it ?
After the recent petrol price hike
from http://reflectionof.me/meanwhile-in-india, Found via a board post in Quora
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