The boss calls his secretary & says:
"Get ready for the weekend, We are going on a business trip."
The secretary calls husband & says:
"My boss and I are going on a business trip for 2 days so take care of yourself"
The husband calls his girlfriend & says:
"My wife is going on a business trip come home we can have fun"
The girlfriend calls the boy to whom she gives tuition:
"No tuition this weekend."
The boy calls his father:
"Dad, at last we can spend this weekend together."
Dad (The boss) calls his secretary & says:
"Business trip is cancelled.I’m going to spend weekend with my son"
The secretary calls husband:
"I won’t be going"
The husband calls his girlfriend:
"I am sorry My wife is not going "
The girlfriend calls boy:
"You have tuition"
Boy calls his father & says:
"Sorry Dad, I’ve classes"
The Dad calls his secretary…
I came across a version this on Quora today. Googled for the source and ran into this post.
When the top level guys look down they see only shit; when the bottom level guys look up they see only a**holes. (Apologies for the unparliamentary language, I did not want to dilute the emotions ).
I recently watched Shawn Achor’s TEDx Video on Happiness Advantage / Positive Psychology.
It was funny, interesting and inspiring. Do not miss it, Highly recommended.
A software development team went for a team outing. They were camping in the woods. The project manager and a developer shared a tent. In the middle of the night, the developer woke up the project manager and said "You see those stars? What do you make of it?"
Project Manager: "I know everything about stars …. blah blah
I know everything about the universe …. blah blah
I know everything about galaxies ….. blah blah
I know everything about the big bang ….. blah blah
(condescendingly) Well, what do *you* make of it?"
Developer: "Someone stole our tent"
This joke is dedicated to all those who are condemned to receive Tangential Gyan after Tangential Gyan from the “Managers” .